Must buy for the summer this, a JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank, sod the family friendly urban utility vehicle (or whatever they’re calling them these days)

I particularly like the buyer reviews, for example:

“I’ll admit it. Shopping for a personal tank can be a bit daunting. Many times in the past I’ve purchased overpriced, so-called “battle tanks”, then driven them into battle only to be wrecked in ten minutes by the first blow off of some insurgents home-made morter.“